(Verse 1)
Quit staring at my package, it's making me uncomfortable,
Eyes up here, buddy, don't be so insatiable.
I know it's impressive, but please show some restraint,
Quit ogling my goods, it ain't that quaint.

(Chorus)
Quit staring at my package, it's not a spectacle,
I'm more than just a bulge, I've got a soul, for real.
With every sidelong glance, you're causing me distress,
Quit staring at my package, it's such a mess.

(Verse 2)
I get it, it's mesmerizing, like a train wreck in motion,
But please, for the love of all that's holy, show some devotion.
I'm more than just a piece of meat, can't you see?
Quit fixating on my crotch, it's not that key.

(Bridge)
I'm more than just my trousers, I've got a mind,
But you're too busy staring, to be kind.
So quit the gawking and give me some space,
Quit staring at my package, it's a disgrace.

(Chorus)
Quit staring at my package, it's not a spectacle,
I'm more than just a bulge, I've got a soul, for real.
With every sidelong glance, you're causing me distress,
Quit staring at my package, it's such a mess.

(Outro)
So let's put an end to this awkward dance,
Quit staring at my package, give me a chance.
I'm more than just anatomy, I've got class,
Quit staring at my package, it's time to pass.