(Verse 1)
Walked into the party, feeling kinda nifty,
Everyone's whispering, the gossip's shifty.
He's holding my hand, wearing glitter on his lid,
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!

(Chorus)
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is,
He’s rocking those rainbows, he's in showbiz.
We're breaking the mold, flipping the quiz,
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

(Verse 2)
We hit the dance floor, he spins me around,
He’s the king of sass, in his velvet gown.
Gets more numbers than a math whiz,
I'm just his sidekick, 'cause my boyfriend's the biz.

(Bridge)
So what if I like football and he likes drag?
We both jam out to the same punk rock flag.
Love's not a box, it’s a pop quiz,
I’m not gay, but hey, my boyfriend is!

(Chorus)
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is,
He’s lighting up the room, call him Mr. Bliss.
We're just two dudes making their own fizz,
I’m not gay, but sure, my boyfriend is.

(Outro)
So here’s to love, in all its forms,
From quiet nights in to wild dance storms.
Labels are out, it's none of your biz,
I’m not gay, but proudly, my boyfriend is!