(Verse 1)
They say that everybody was kung fu fighting,
But I saw Jerry in the corner hiding.
Betty’s in the back with a snack attack,
And Larry’s on the floor, having a nap!

(Chorus)
I doubt everybody was kung fu fighting,
I saw a few just sitting, not even trying.
Moves so fierce, they should be fright’ning,
But half the crowd was just moonlighting!

(Verse 2)
Dave was doing yoga, downward dog,
Sue was lost in a TikTok fog.
Mike was scrolling through his dating app,
While the kung fu masters took a victory lap!

(Chorus)
I doubt everybody was kung fu fighting,
Some were chilling, just outright lying.
Moves so slick, should be delighting,
But most were just their time biding!

(Bridge)
The DJ was spinning, but no one cared,
Karen was knitting, completely unprepared.
Carl was drinking punch, in his own trance,
While the kung fu fighters missed their chance!

(Chorus)
I doubt everybody was kung fu fighting,
Few were slacking, even more were sighting.
Moves so swift, should be inciting,
But the room was mostly unexciting!

(Outro)
So next time they say everyone’s kung fu fighting,
Remember this song, with rhythms inviting.
Not everyone’s a ninja, or even in sighting,
I doubt everybody was kung fu fighting!