(Verse 1)
I tried to cook dinner, but the kitchen's in flames,
Guess I mixed up the sugar with the Great Dane's name.
Burnt the roast, the salad's toast,
Now I'm hostin' a dinner with the ghost.

(Chorus)
I messed up, oh what a sight,
Now I'll have to fix things, make 'em right.
Grab the glue, the tape, maybe some string,
I messed up big, let's fix this thing!

(Verse 2)
Painted the cat, thought it was the wall,
She’s neon green, and ten feet tall.
Lost my phone in the microwave,
I need a map for the mess I pave.

(Bridge)
Oh, I’m the king of disaster, the duke of wrong,
But I’ll fix it all, just play along.
With duct tape and hope, and a pinch of charm,
I'll turn this chaos into calm.

(Chorus)
I messed up, it's kinda my thing,
Now I'll have to fix things, let the bell ring.
With a broom and a mop, and some elbow grease,
I'll clean this up, release the peace!

(Outro)
So here's to the screw-ups, large and small,
I’m the master of them, I've done them all.
But give me a minute, or maybe two,
I messed up, sure, but I’ll renew!