Verse 1
Woke up this mornin', sunshine in my eyes
Birds chirpin' sweetly, tellin' little lies
'Cause deep down inside, there's a rumble and a groan
Is it an angel singin' or the devil on the phone?

Chorus
I can't decide if I'm good or bad, it's drivin' me insane
Maybe I'm a cupcake dipped in gasoline
Half halo, half horns, a total cliché
But hey, at least I'm interesting, unlike that guy in beige!


Verse 2
Yesterday I fed a kitten, saved a grandma from a fall
Today I tripped an old lady, stole her bingo hall calls
My moral compass spins like a hamster on a wheel
One minute Mother Teresa, next minute stealin' broccoli deals

Chorus
I can't decide if I'm good or bad, it's drivin' me insane
Maybe I'm a cupcake dipped in gasoline
Half halo, half horns, a total cliché
But hey, at least I'm interesting, unlike that guy in beige!


Bridge
Some folks black and white, clear-cut and defined
But me? I'm a technicolor mess, blowin' in the wind
Like a disco ball in a monastery, a mosh pit in a museum
A walking contradiction, a lyrical theorem!

Chorus
I can't decide if I'm good or bad, it's drivin' me insane
Maybe I'm a cupcake dipped in gasoline
Half halo, half horns, a total cliché
But hey, at least I'm interesting, unlike that guy in beige!

Good? Bad? Who cares! I'm a walking disaster!
Yeah, I'm a chaotic masterpiece, a punk rock pastor!