(Verse 1)
Prairie dogging, on the edge of my seat,
Feeling the urge, can't take the heat.
Clutching my cheeks, with all my might,
But oh no, it's gonna be a wild night!

(Chorus)
Prairie dogging, prairie dogging,
I feel it coming, no stopping.
Prairie dogging, prairie dogging,
Gonna explode, no holding.

(Verse 2)
Sweating bullets, feeling the strain,
But it's too late, can't contain.
A rumble in the jungle, a gaseous blast,
Prairie dogging, gonna make it last!

(Bridge)
I clench and squirm, but it's no use,
Prairie dogging, a comedic abuse.
The laughter echoes, in the air,
Prairie dogging, a nightmare to bear!

(Chorus)
Prairie dogging, prairie dogging,
I feel it coming, no stopping.
Prairie dogging, prairie dogging,
Gonna explode, no holding.

(Outro)
So here I am, in my stinky plight,
Prairie dogging, what a sight.
A cautionary tale, for all to heed,
Prairie dogging, the ultimate need!