(Verse 1)
My shlong ain't long, it's more like a mini,
But I don't care, 'cause my game's still zany.
I may not pack heat, but I got mad charm,
And when it comes to love, I sound the alarm.

(Chorus)
My shlong ain't long, but I still get the chicks,
With my slick moves and my bag of tricks.
From the dive bars to the fancy clubs,
I'm the short-shlonged king, spreading love.

(Verse 2)
Size ain't everything, it's what you do with it,
I may be small, but my heart's legit.
So let's rock and roll, let's raise some hell,
I may not be long, but I'm doing swell.

(Chorus)
My shlong ain't long, but I still get the chicks,
With my slick moves and my bag of tricks.
From the dive bars to the fancy clubs,
I'm the short-shlonged king, spreading love.

(Bridge)
So here's to all the guys who ain't hung like a horse,
We may be short on inches, but we've got our own force.
My shlong ain't long, but I'm still in the mix,
'Cause when it comes to love, size ain't the fix!

(Verse 3)
Size ain't everything, it's what you do with it,
I may be small, but my heart's legit.
So let's rock and roll, let's raise some hell,
I may not be long, but I'm doing swell.

(Chorus)
My shlong ain't long, but I still get the chicks,
With my slick moves and my bag of tricks.
From the dive bars to the fancy clubs,
I'm the short-shlonged king, spreading love.

(Bridge)
So here's to all the guys who ain't hung like a horse,
We may be short on inches, but we've got our own force.
My shlong ain't long, but I'm still in the mix,
'Cause when it comes to love, size ain't the fix.