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Jeg bliver sgu aldrig nogen fin dame

Den skævert der

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I will wear whatever and blow whomever i want as lang as a i can breathe and kneel.

Women are for friendship, men are for fucking.

What's the big mystery, its my clitoris not the sphinx.

This love stuff is a motherfucker!

They say life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

My vagina is depressed!

Keep your heels, head and standards high.

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls. Because they can.

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.

I like my money right where I can see it. Hangning in my closet.

I can’t say “I love you”. I just can’t. It’s not in my DNA.

Gay men understands, what's important; clothes, compliments and cocks.

Can you ever really forgive if you can't forget?

After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh.