Kjaangs piës dwen pip lauw kat.

This video is a submission to (and 1st place winner of) ‪@AgmaSchwa‬ 's Cursed Conlang Circus 2 contest:    • Who Can Make The Most CURSED Conlang?...  

Watch the judges' reaction here:    • Agma Schwa's CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS 2 ...  

The git repo: https://gitlab.com/katmistberg/003-go...

*Unglossable using a natural human language

(The part about Sino-Dutch is a joke. Dutch did not systematically borrow words from Middle Chinese.)

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Sections:
00:00 Premise
01:13 Intro
01:21 The basic idea
06:32 Converting to linear algebra
09:16 Abstract linear algebra
15:07 Constructing the base matrix
22:06 Actually constructing the language
26:46 Grammar
30:29 How cursed is this language?
33:33 Opening lines of the Bee Movie

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Assets used:

Irasutoya (in order, I think):
- Tree: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/09/blo...
- Fish: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/06/blo...
- Cat: https://www.irasutoya.com/2019/10/blo...
- Eating: https://www.irasutoya.com/2015/08/blo...
- Cat eating fish: https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/06/blo...
- Headphones: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/05/blo...
- Smirking man: https://www.irasutoya.com/2013/03/blo...
- Hammer: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/04/blo...
- Flying toki: https://www.irasutoya.com/2020/01/blo...
- Bear: https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/07/blo...
- Crying: https://www.irasutoya.com/2014/05/blo...
- Running: https://www.irasutoya.com/2016/08/blo...
- Chonky: https://www.irasutoya.com/2018/11/blo...
- Exchange: https://www.irasutoya.com/2017/12/blo...

Other visual (in order):
- The Rock eyebrow raise: https://www.tiktok.com/@therock/video...
- Phonology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_p... Morphology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili...
- Syntax: By Traced by Stannered - Own work based on: ParseTree.jpg and ParseTree.jpg, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index...
- Fish cat eat meme: https://9gag.com/gag/aNgDmOb ,   / i10sep  
- Two buttons meme: https://jake-clark.tumblr.com/post/10...
- Disintegrating sad emoji: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/23699...
- World map: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...
- Tang area 742 CE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_dy...
- 廣韻: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...
- Character for trhjwop: https://en.glyphwiki.org/wiki/u26463
- Character for kjon: https://en.glyphwiki.org/wiki/u25d24
- Bee: https://media.distractify.com/brand-i...

BGM from DOVA-SYNDROME (in order):
- 木陰にて by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play14849.html
- 激辛ロック by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19539.html
- Dianthus by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19490.html
- 優しく温かく by shimtone: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play19455.html
- アイスクリーム by Addpico: https://dova-s.jp/bgm/play11777.html

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*Links:*
Mastodon: https://mathstodon.xyz/@KatMistberg
Gitlab: https://gitlab.com/katmistberg
Twitter:   / katmistberg  

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