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In this campaign, I'll be playing as Dimitri the Lover and SIMPing to the one TRUE Queen - Rhagaea. The goal is to complete a world conquest as a vassal of Rhagaea and ensure she owns everything by the end. Here are the rules for the campaign:

At clan tier 2, I must join the Southern Empire
Starting a kingdom is not allowed
If Rhagaea dies and I'm elected, I must abdicate immediately
I cannot force peace deals at any point. The AI must start the peace vote first
Personal combat is not allowed
I must use mercenary units until I become a landed noble
Recruited units must be from own/allied fiefs
No smithing for profit, no cheese, no exploits, no mods (other than QoL)
I must give Rhagaea foot massages daily

Mod list:
RTS Camera (for speeding up combat)
Better Time (speed up campaign map)
Sell all but stop at zero (Easier Offloading Loot)
Equip Best Item (I forgot to disable this one lol)