I DON'T OWN LOONA AND SAM AND FRIENDS! I just thought of this after I watched the clip from Sam and Friends (A show that used to air on WRC-TV from 1955-1961 that had puppets lip-sync to popular songs) and with me now being a fan of Jim Henson, I thought it would be nice to honor Henson with his Kermit singing a song he lip-synced originally from Bob Gibson.
LYRICS:
In Frisco Bay, there lives a whale
She eats pork chops by the bale
By the hogshead, by the schooner
Sometimes by the pillbox

Her name is Loona; she's a peach
But don't leave food within her reach
Or babies
Or nursemaids
Or chocolate ice cream sodas

When she's happy how she smiles
You see teeth for miles and miles
And tonsils
And spareribs
And things too fierce to mention

When she's happy how she plays
She rolls her eyes for days and days
And vibrates
And yodels
And breaks the 10 Commandments

What do you do in a case like that
What do you do but jump on your hat
And your grandmother
And your toothbrush
And anything that's helpless