One day at Chick-fil-A, a bunch of cows met up for lunch. One was a chivalrous, amateur knight who liked to joust with plastic straws and drink fancy liquids from golden goblets. One was an ostronaut (not to be confused with an astronaut) who liked to shoot itself up into the stars to see all of the white, Christal-like shiny things and give them a fine sniff. One was a jaded painter who had the skills to recreate the entire line of Renaissance paintings if it wanted to, but liked to sit around and smoke cigarettes all day, to the point where it sounded 77 despite only being 71. The last was a pirate captain that just kept to itself. They all ordered 60 food items that contained chicken. But then the first three cows remembered that they didn't like chicken. So they ditched the pirate cow, waltzed off to the liquor store and emptied an entire bottle of white wine in 8 minutes. The three cows decided to make a music video about what kind of cows they were with guerrilla filmmaking. While they did that, the pirate cow stayed at Chick-fil-A to eat the 240 chicken items they ordered. What a day at Chick-fil-A!

Moral of the story: Eat more chicken! Pirate Cow needs your help to finish it all so he can return to his wife, kids and journey looking for the long lost cure for cancer! Isn't that MOOving?