I've put my hand in the fire that is Borderlands (the movie, not the game), where video game legends Gearbox meet Hollywood head-on. I hoped for the wild, loot-filled, post-apocalyptic vibe we all love, but I got a deep case of ennui.

Join me as I talk Uwe Boll comparisons (yes, it's that chaotic), mismatched casting, and misunderstanding what the Borderlands franchise is and does for fans (and why even audiences who've never picked up a controller will still leave with a migraine).

Grab your vault key: let's do this.

Let me know what you thought of the movie in the comments below if you were brave enough to see Borderlands.

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