I wrote this 20 years ago when I lived with Buttpaper in a tiny apartment on campus. We moved into this apartment after we got back from tour with Christianistan. We didn't have anything better to do. We didn't have cable. We watched had the same 12 DVDs and 10 VHS tapes we played on a bootleg-ass VCR/DVD combo thing on a crappy TV. So we just played guitar all the time. Anyway, I wrote this one weekend where Buttpaper went back to Tulsa for the weekend, and left his van. So i drove it around and smoked all his w33d. We were such goofballs. I miss that guy.

Anyway. I recorded this over the course of a few days after relearning how to play it on Sabrina's tiny baby bass. I just slapped the drums together on Hydrogen Drum Machine, and mixed everything in Audacity.

I labeled it as a Crime Coven song because Sabrina wants to write lyrics for it and play it live once we get things off the ground!