After a (completely intentional, I'm sure) homage to the BEST fight in the original Alan Wake, I finally gain access to the ONE location I've wanted to explore since arrving at the SoLa Festival: the Utopia Beach Resort! Unfortunatley, it's nothing but Trouble in Paradise as the needlessly creepy (and gross) "WE ARE LEGION" zombie decides to have his time of the month all over the entrance.