Rollin' into jail, thinkin' he's the king,
P. Diddy with the swagger, tryin' to bring the bling.
He’s got a plan to turn this place upside down,
But the guards ain’t having it, they just shut him down.
He tried to sneak in speakers, turn the cell into a club,
But all he got was lockdown, no chance to show love.

Sippin' on that juice, dreamin' of the crown,
Tryin' to throw a bash, but he's always shut down.
Diddy in the jailhouse, thinkin' he's real proud,
But he's always failed, he's in trouble now.

Next day he’s back, with a boombox in hand,
Hyped to throw a party like he’s still in demand.
Thought he'd get the guards to join in on the groove,
But they took away his tunes, now he’s got no moves.
From the cafeteria to the yard, he tries to play cool,
But every step he takes, ends up breakin' the rule.

Sippin' on that juice, dreamin' of the crown,
Tryin' to throw a bash, but he's always shut down.
Diddy in the jailhouse, thinkin' he's real proud,
But he's always failed, he's in trouble now.

He threw a “silent” disco with headphones on the sly,
But the warden saw the lights, now he’s kissin' goodbye.
Solitary’s got him thinkin’, no more tryin' to flex,
But he can't help himself, what's the party move next?
Diddy in the shower, singin' to his beat,
But when the guards walk by, it’s back to defeat.

Sippin' on that juice, dreamin' of the crown,
Tryin' to throw a bash, but he's always shut down.
Diddy in the jailhouse, thinkin' he's real proud,
But he's always failed, he's in trouble now.

He’s got a secret nobody knows in this joint,
Playin' both sides, but nobody gets the point.
Keepin' it low-key, but he still tries to flirt,
With the guys on the block, tryin' not to get hurt.
But every time he makes a move, it's just his luck,
Another party shut down, man, he’s stuck.

Sippin' on that juice, dreamin' of the crown,
Tryin' to throw a bash, but he's always shut down.
Diddy in the jailhouse, thinkin' he's real proud,
But he's always failed, he's in trouble now.

So now he’s in deep, lost his cool for the day,
Dreams of fame and fortune just seem so far away.
Even in jail, he’s tryin' to ball out loud,
But the guards don’t care, now he’s stuck in the crowd.
With all his plans busted, he’s got no way to win,
But Diddy keeps dreamin' of that life once again.

Sippin' on that juice, dreamin' of the crown,
Tryin' to throw a bash, but he's always shut down.
Diddy in the jailhouse, thinkin' he's real proud,
But he's always failed, he's in trouble now.