In our raunchiest installment to date, we (paranormal) investigate the Ghostbusters franchise through its underwhelming sequel, controversial revival, and flaccid reboot. Though its origins foretold an expansive and selenium-rich lore, its various iterations would barely register on a PKE meter. Failing to evolve and stuck in the repetitious cycle of a skipping record, the franchise is in danger of becoming entombed in its own ghost trap.

Prepare to bust as we follow the rundown and haunted property of Ghostbusters along its climaxes and crevasses.