A song about 'Partygate' with all apologies to Mr Nelson…


I was f****d off when I wrote this so forgive me while I have my say

I will use robust language, just like any other day

A country under lockdown no people met up anywhere

Apart from essential workers and that’s what made it so unfair


December 14th 2020 oops we’re out of time

Unless you are a tory then it’s dad dancing, cheese and wine



Still f****d off when I wrote this Sue Gray me if I tell a lie

Endless corruption here, scandal Inception time

Cronies get lordships and paid well by right wing news

The further down they drag us and we're already screwed


December 14th 2020 oops we’re out of time

Unless you are a tory then it’s dad dancing, cheese and wine



If you didn’t come to party then you were following the rules

Like those at family gatherings, weddings and funerals

The government placed limits, said break them and you’d be fined

Unless you were the government - dad dancing, cheese and wine



Say, say

December 14th 2020 oops we’re out of time

Unless you are a tory then it’s dad dancing, cheese and wine