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"This isn't going to work you know", Cynthia groans as I throw my 89th Master Ball at her Garchomp. "Oh yeah?" I respond smugly, as I throw the 90th. She blocks it. Garchomp kills my Pokemon. She gives me back the Master Ball out of pity. I grin. All according to plan. I throw my 91st Master Ball. Cynthia blocks it. Garchomp dies from cardiac arrest. I get the Master Ball back. Cynthia sends out Milotic. Perfect, I thought. I throw the 92nd Master Ball. Cynthia blocks it.


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Music:
Pokemon Platinum - Eterna Forest, Route 201, Wild Pokemon Battle, Jubilife City, Rival Battle, Gym Leader Battle, Eterna City, Sinnoh Underground, Bike, Veilstone City, Game Corner, Hard Mountain, Gym, Route 210, Team Galactic Battle, Giratina Battle, Elite Four Battle, Champion Battle, Victory Against Champion, Snowpoint City
Traditionnel Musette (I dunno I just typed in "Fr*nch meme song" on YouTube)
Pokemon Black/White 2 - Sinnoh Gym Leader