"For at least three centuries, we have known that they were there. They usually keep to themselves, sometimes stealing barrels of ale or the odd goat or pig here and there. But we let them. Because when Bandits come sniffing around, or monsters claw at our doors. These strange folk pop up from the Sand and chase them off. Sure they sometimes beat us up too, but if we stay out of their way they keep us pretty safe. Men in armor covered in barnacles, carrying around fishing spears and old hammers. They like to scream a lot, and get themselves killed. But they always seem to come back. They always seem to scream about their Crab God."

-Testimonial from Albert Hunar, Village Elder of Startor village.

"They're an odd bunch that exist seemingly without the consent of existence itself. No matter how many of them die, there always seem to be more skulking about. I find them rather humorous. Imagine, if you will, the notion that they are immortal. If that's the case, they chose to spend their days beating up travelers, preaching about their god, and getting themselves killed fighting whatever crosses their path. Only to then wake up and start the cycle all over again. They are certainly a curious bunch!"

-Rudolph Mannicarium's "Guide to the World" - Chapter 12, Order of Crab.

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