With the hotel Tavern II up and running, and the fatal flaws of the Bismuth fixed, the program is finally ready to accommodate tourists in earnest. This episode follows 22 incredibly rich tourists from the KSC all the way to the hotel, which we learn is right in the middle of a Van Allen belt. Our legal team claims that the tourists were "that green before they left", and the side effects of glowing skin has nothing to do with the ionising radiation swarming the hotel...

We also briefly check in with the Valkyrie to perform a course correction, only to magically cure all astronauts everywhere of their radiation sickness. In all seriousness, I don't know how to undo my mistake here, so we're going to have to call it divine intervention. If anyone knows how to manually change the radiation levels of astronauts, please do let me know!

If you want a trip to extremely radioactive space, one-way tickets are only 500,000 funds! Call today!