What's really strange is, ya know, you know how your mom, she can change any, uh, sorry, your mother, your mother, she can change anything into like a uh, uh, an adjective, um, a pronoun, a syllable... a verb! She can change, your mom, your mother, she can change anything into a verb, it's like, ya know, it's like, she comes, wait, I come, no, she comes home, and she says to me, no, I ask her, I say hey, hey mom, mother, hey mother, I say hey mom, mother, can I uh, ya know, hey, can I have a cookie? And she says, "oh, you want some milk with that?!"