Alli Breen zooms in from Florida with a sunburn, and Tom judges her hard for using anything less than SPF 100 and a bathing suit from 1908. We start Sexy Time with a letter from a woman that has a man that wants to celebrate Valentine's Day on February 15th, and she is wondering if she is a "side piece." Another guy bought a costly present for Valentine's Day and then dumped the woman and wondered if he could ask for the necklace back. One other woman writes that her boyfriend used to spoil her, and now she's being treated like an equal and hates it.