I reveal my picks for the top ten worst Christmas songs ever to haunt the human ear. This ain’t no generic top ten playlist though: some of this Christmas music is pretty obscure. It's 2020 baby! Why did I just say that?

Here they are:
Beck - The Little Drum Machine Boy
Bon Jovi - Backdoor Santa (wtf?)
Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
New Song - Christmas Shoes
Ghostface Killah - Xmas
The Cheeky Girls - Have A Cheeky Christmas
Star Wars Christmas Album - R2D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa
David Bowie & Bing Crosby - The Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth)
Smashing Pumpkins - Christmas Time Has Come

Anyway, what’s this about? I’m a composer and music theorist? Why am I lowering myself to this? Why indeed! Because I wanted to make something small for you to enjoy while I finish a much larger video. And also, because I enjoy garbage. And also because I like you.

Are you seriously STILL reading this? Give me £20.