This is a condensed version of my first hour in Starfield on Xbox Series X, which also happens to be my last hour because Starfield is unironically the worst game I've played in 2023 and I'm flabbergasted by how garbage this game actually is. The finer points:

💩 Sub-30 FPS
💩 PS3-tier shooting and graphical effects
💩 Janky movement coded by an amateur developer
💩 Tin can sounds
💩 Muddy "4K" graphics
💩 Amoeba A"I"
💩 Horrendous UI/UX
💩 Empty planets
💩 Loading screens aplenty

If that doesn't sound up your alley, there is no need for you to suffer by playing this garbage like I did.

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