I translated Wikipedia's timeline of American History from Christopher Columbus all the way to the modern day using languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.

MUSIC:
Kings Court - Europa Universalis IV
Spanish Tavern - Sid Meier's Pirates!
Commerce in the Peninsula - Europa Universalis IV
Falalalan - Europa Universalis IV
The War Of Independence - Empire Total War
Yankee Doodle Dandy - Empire Total War D&F Mod
New World - Victoria 2
Johnny Comes Marching Home - Victoria 2
Arsenal of Democracy - Hearts of Iron IV
Guile Theme - Super Street Fighter II

Huge HE / SHE / FIG LORE