The planets been infected
the body’s been dissected
The President’s elected (yay!)
don’t have a clue now what’s to come

Today I dropped a pin,
The binman didn’t clear the bin
The medication’s kicking in
I’m come undone.


Typewriter, germ fighter,
wrong-righter allnighter,
breast beater heatseeker
sticky ball of bubble gum

Pill popper, self stopper,
tweenybopper, online shopper,
Special offer, Chris Topher
Pisser offer, tum ti tum.
Tum ti tum.

We’re many faced we’re multitudes
I’m quite polite extremely rude
I’m every age I’ve ever been
squeaky dirty filthy clean

I’m cruel and I’m merciful
Shallow as a saucerful
Deeper than the deepest sleep
Deep de doo - deepdedeep

Typewriter, burnbrighter,
Firefighter, ghost writer
Humdrummmer, secret leaker
sticky ball of bubble gum

Mummapappa, ripper upper
Party pooper, clangerdropper,
Special offer, chris topher
pisser offer, tumtitum

I said the world in grains of sand
Cracks of light in best laid plans
tightened belts, & helping hands
But I misspoke

In a glimpse we’re been and gone
A passing hum, a singalong
What my directing mind looks on:
All the rest is
Corpse and smoke.

Typewriter, germ fighter,
wrong-righter allnighter,
breast beater, heatseeker
sticky ball of bubble gum

Pill popper, self stopper,
tweenybopper, online shopper,
Special offer, Chris Topher
Pisser offer, tum ti tum.

Tumtitum….