Hello Earthlings! I have some instructions you must obey before coming into my house. Please keep your arms and legs inside your car, and remain seated throughout the ride with both feet flat on the floor. Never throw things at me, or I'll see that you lose your wristband. Maybe with your arms still attached! I'll be watching to see that you behave yourself!

Take a ride on Whacky Shack at Waldameer without risk of losing your arm!