My wife and I don't like traffic and we think everybody should know.
behind the scenes:    • Car windows are surprisingly hard to ...  

Lyrics:
End it
My step count is shattering
End this
I can’t bring myself in another way to work?
How has this happened?
This parking lot is so enraging
Sun is in my eyes
So expensively
Tangled in our lines
Bunch of f***ing stupid cars
Waiting on the side

Unbearable
You just cut me off
I’m invisible
No thoughts to your blind spot?
A simple error
Leads to death on a Tuesday, just trying to get home from work
My bike was off limits
Car dependency. We’re in too deep to change it
My bike was off limits?
But these cars aren’t a menace?
Who did this!?

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds

Unbearable
Maddening
So typical
Paying thousands to go this slow
Please. Go!
Claustrofobe
If I could use my bike I would already be home.
I’m not moving today
The truck bed can go
If I could use my bike I would already be home.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it

(this section performed by Lwandile Prusent)
Huge box
1 me caged
Stuck here
The suburbs were a mistake
My innards rot
So many fumes exposed
Heavily Panting
Let’s f**king go!

(Otamatone solo)

I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds

This is insane!
Constantly bombarding me in one big stupid pile

I f**king hate traffic
Let’s invest
In other transportation options for Pete’s sakes
F**K!

Tamara Chambers on Vocals and sledge hammer
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Alex Rudinger on Drums and bowling ball
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Jess Lai on guitar (mimed) and crow bar
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Nick Jackolin on bass (mimed) and axe
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Lwandile Prusent on harsh vox (off screen)
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My shreddy scale runs are Troy Grady’s “Pop Tarts Lick” and it’s a tip of the hat to him. Here's his lesson video that unlocked shredding for me and I can’t stop playing it since.
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This song is also just my tune "Psychosis ft. Alex Rudinger" with silly lyrics
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and I tabbed out the first half of the song while writing, then gave up.
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If anyone learns it, I will award them 1,500 internet points.

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