Back for more in '24? Check Out our ETSY Shop! -- https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrumpkinsPu... -- For a ghastly glimpse of some of The Pumpkins' Gruesome Goodies...!

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled programming...
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"HAPPY HALLOWEEN from The Patch!"
THANK YOU to all our Good Fiends out there, for singing along with our sinister song for many a Halloween now...!" (And, um, word has reached us that some out there are joining the chorus year-round, which is of course rather concerning... heh...)

Be sure to visit "Crumpkin's Pumpkin Patch" for a Fun FREE POSTER TRIO at The Patch's 'Gift Shop' (watch your fingers!) --
https://crumpkinspumpkins.com/giftsho...

And for MORE Spine-Tickling Fun, tune-into our Terrific Trio of Audio Halloween Specials (in association with "Java's Bachelor Pad"), for a slew of Seasonal Sonic Scenarios -- https://crumpkinspumpkins.com/javaspa...

Keep making these little ghoulish-gourds sound-off, and maybe we can get "The Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Halloween Special" off the ground, er, Patch, by Halloween 2024!
"POWER-To-The-PUMPKINS...!"
;)=

MORE to scare, um, share, so keep an eye-peeled (Ewwwwww), and look for creeping -- er, breaking News at our nefarious little newsletter, "The Ripening" -- https://crumpkinspumpkins.com/TheRipe... -- !

Fresh Victims often ask, "What Is "The Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Pumpkin Song" -- ?"

The answer being that it's a vicious visit to a perilously poisonous pumpkin patch, where "Crumpkin's Pumpkins" carve-up chumpkins every Halloween! They like to sing a little song -- it's really something rare -- just the sort of lullaby you hear in your nightmares...!

You can visit "The Patch" at: https://crumpkinspumpkins.com -- and see if you can make it out alive..., plus! bag your Official CP Swag, at https://crumpkinspumpkins.com/giftsho... , where it's always Halloween...! )