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Welcome to Australia. Please make your way through Customs.
Next.
Hello.
Good morning, sir. Welcome to Australia and congratulations. You are the first tourist to arrive here in nearly two years. Have a wonderful time.
Ah... Sorry. Aren't you meant to check my passport?
Ah, yes. Sorry, I haven't done this in a while. Can I please see your passport?
Of course. There you go.
Oh, look at that. That is fantastic. OK, welcome to Australia.