Yes, this is the 100% accurate reason Beethoven wrote his Fifth Symphony.

Lyrics:

I hate my life!
I have no wife!
I asked Elise to be my bride
And she said ‘no.’
Asked Amalie to be my bride
And she said ‘no.’
Asked Josephine
And she said ‘hm…’
I asked again
And she said ‘hm…’
And then she said ‘hell no!’
That frickin’ ho!

#comedy #comedysong #beethoven