We three kings (of candles, comedy, and game design) come bearing gifts of FRANKincense, an R2-D2 mug, and a black pleather sex pillow for our wonderful Film Junk patrons! Let us guide you to thy perfect light with our retro review of the absolute Christmas CLASSIC, Trapped in Paradise! It's got scallions!!

Why this film? Well, having been shot around Southern Ontario, it's got DEEP connections to Film Junk lore, all of which we explore in this review. As for the movie, you'll have to watch this review to see if the boys think Trapped in Paradise is a Christmas miracle or a total TURDle dove.

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