Miranda: "This is Zazie and we once had a trial together for a professional ladies' football team, but we didn't make the grade."
Lee: "This is Zazie; I once cut off her ponytail on the school bus, thinking she was my mate, Paul."
Nick: "Zazie is my neighbour's daughter; she offered to mend my computer and inadvertently emailed to everybody in my address book a picture of my big toe." Series 5 Episode 1.