paper dipshit outs himself as a virgin by showing off his turbo-nerd collectables.

0:00 - intro
1:14 - vinyl collection (memories)
6:50 - childhood collections (satisfaction)
9:33 - blu-ray collection (identity)
14:54 - outro

from vinyl to pokemon cards & even blu-rays, kip has obtained quite a few physical things over the years and compiled them into "collections". there are many reasons why one might start collecting stuff. maybe to hold on to certain memories, or support one's sense of identity. or in kip's case perhaps to distract oneself from their crushing lack of romantic connection. whatever the case, collecting sure is fun!

music used:
6AM - Animal Crossing Wild World
Bubblaine - Mario Odyssey
Minicar - Professor Layton and the Last Time Travel
Shopping in Wakeport - Mario & Luigi Dream Team
On The Road - Poly Bridge
Grass Land - Kirby's Epic Yarn