WARNING: Contains spoilers from GOT seasons 1-4. If any of you hate Tyrion you should seek psychiatric help because something is seriously wrong with you. All lyrics and voices by me.

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Lyrics:

I may be a Lannister
But only in name
I've been misunderstood
They think we're the same
Want to bang everybody here
Make my nephew disappear
I am the god of t*ts and wine, yeah

Jaime has his sword
But baby I've got my books now
I know that I party crazy
The imp of Westeros
It's not easy being drunk all the time
But Bronn go fetch me a lady

Chorus:

I'm Tyrion, gonna take your throne
Oh I like my booze and ooh I like to moan
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I'm Tyrion-freakin'-Lannister
If you hurt me then I'll burn you with wildfire
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Imp!
Of the!
Realm!

When I see Shae I see flames that are brighter than day
But I always pay my debts and her life was to pay
I got tired of my nephew being a d*ck
So I imp-slapped him, exposed him as a prick
Everybody though I killed the git
So gimme my Emmy cause I'm sure legit
But Pod bring sausage and something cheesy
'Cause I make it look cool but impin' ain't easy

I got tired of my daddy saying I killed my mum
And that I only stayed at home with my whores and my rum
I already felt my blood boilin'
So I found my daddy, shot him on the toilet
I'm in deep if anybody finds out
Imma grab a ship and I'm gonna skip town
'Cause out here kings are dying like flies
I may be a half man but I'm fully wise

Chorus

Can you feel it?
I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew
Can you feel it?
Life is lip and wine and butt and gin and boob
Can you feel it?
I am but half a man but still better than you, darling
'Cause I am the Peter Dinklage

Can you feel it?
Ooh the imp
Can you feel it?
Ooh, Westeros

Chorus