If anyone fancies buying me a beer donation for my troubles they can send me a paypal beer here: http://tinyurl.com/d48rj9w appreciate it :D

Get your own helmet camera (USA) http://tinyurl.com/cg5wpyl

Get your own helmet camera (UK) http://tinyurl.com/6upge8y - you never know when you're gonna break a leg!


Educational video, DON'T TAKE BIG BIKES OFFROAD UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

It really, really, really hurt. Not a pleasent experience, I'm trying to get the metal out of my leg as you read this.

In my defence: I have none, it takes a special kind of retard to say he's doing something stupid then do it.

Still, it's all in the name of fun, I love bikes, I love biking. Just because I suck at it doesn't mean I don't do it.

I will, before my last dying breath, ride a motorcycle to the pyramids of Egypt at least, although my goal is to ride to Florida. Not a small undertaking for a useless pleb.