Natty Light Asian Women and Sigma Chi.
Ypsilanti Yellow Jackets fighting’ til we die.
Hangin’ in 50’s diner next to James Dean.
Bananaface assault with no Vaseline.

Spent Two years out in Kalamazoo.
Headin’ Back to Belleville and comin’ back to you.

Gettin’ so drunk that I can't even see.
lookin’ for a blanket, where’s my Winnie.
Fresh ‘scort got a donut in the driver seat.
Wheelchair wasted drivin’ down Main Street.

Sittin’ sidelines most Friday Nights.
Hostin’ House parties gettin drunk startin’ fights.
Kegs up top and 50’s diner below.
Lettin’ Wade play a guitar solo.

Harbor Pointe and Pittsburgh Steelers Football.
Ain’t goin’ to class less i got Adderall.
Stealin’ Dad’s good liquor do you want a sip?
Thank me when you’re 50, now take that nip.

Spent a few semesters drunk in Kalamazoo.
Comin’ Back to Belleville and headin ’ back to you.

Gettin’ so drunk that I can't even see.
lookin’ for a blanket, where’s my Winnie.
Fresh ‘scort got a donut in the driver seat.
Wheelchair wasted drivin’ down Main Street.

Sittin’ sidelines most Friday Nights.
Hostin’ House parties, gettin drunk startin’ fights.
Kegs on top and 50’s diner below.
Lettin’ Wade play a guitar solo.

I’m a Real Man’s man, not afraid to admit.
Tellin’ ya’ll when bitches ain't about shit.
Sir Oh Ahh pills make the nights move slow.
Listenin’ to Wade play this solo.

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