Ranking The MCU
Ethan Butler Ethan Butler
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 Published On Aug 25, 2021

Sorry for getting this one out so late to you all.

here is the full updated ranking in case it changes: https://boxd.it/57afU

TIMESTAMPS:
Intro - 0:00
Captain Marvel - 1:13
Iron Man 2 - 2:53
The Incredible Hulk - 3:53
Thor - 5:36
Thor: The Dark World - 7:10
Black Widow - 8:21
Ant Man and the Wasp - 11:18
Ant Man - 12:44
Black Panther - 13:56
Avengers Age of Ultron - 16:21
Doctor Strange - 18:05
Spider Man Far From Home - 19:52
Captain America The First Avenger - 21:07
Thor Ragnarok - 22:28
Iron Man 3 - 24:10
Spiderman Homecoming - 26:10
Iron Man - 27:50
Captain America Civil War - 28:56
Avengers Infinity War - 30:38
Captain America The Winter Soldier - 32:35
Guardians of the Galaxy - 34:50
The Avengers - 36:10
Avengers Endgame - 37:42
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 40:18
Outtro - 44:23

Websters dictionary defines "MCU" as - noun: not cinema
me: wait, Martin Scorsese? What are you doing to this database?
Martin Scorsese: mwhahaha Killers of the Flower Moon is going to surpass Avengers Endgame as the highest grossing movie of all-time.
me: but why, Mr. Scorsese
Martin Scorsese: As you can see, kid... I'm trying to hack this Internet database known as 'Websters dictionary' and I'm going to convince all of the people that it is a fact that these silly comic book movies (where gods team up with a 100-year old men, dudes who shoot bows and arrows, women who are just there to look hot, and giant green dudes that hook up with those hot chicks) are indeed theme park rides. I'm not particularly a fan of Disney world so it may not come off as a surprise that I was disappointed to see that a good movie like Iron Man was thrown into a Disney blender of dumb CGI aliens fighting a bunch of dudes. It pisses me off that this is where SOCIETY has come to.
me: oh ok. Well, I actually like these movies but I do like your movies too. I consider them BOTH cinema.
Martin Scorsese: oh ok. I'm sorry for all the fuss, kid. Well maybe I should just retract my public statement I made about Marvel movies not being cinema.
me: haha, yeah. Maybe you should before the Internet goes crazy over it.
Martin Scorsese gets murdered later that day, after hours by a gang from New York thugs who laughed like clowns as they taxi drove away from Shutter Island's casino

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