Compilation featuring some of the funniest and most popular segments on Would I Lie to You?

00:01 - Armando Iannucci: "I once had to abandon my car in a safari park after a baboon climbed in through the sunroof, lay down on the back seat and went to sleep."

05:46 - Rob Brydon: "This is the sweatshirt that my wife and I put on together when we're cosying up on a chilly evening. We call it the cuddle jumper."

11:36 - Lee Mack: “This is the set of keys I carry around with me every day. I know what every single one is for, apart from one."

17:13 - Kevin Bridges: "I once accidentally bought a horse."

24:50 - Greg Davies: "I once invented a language so I could speak to my sister in secret. I even gave this language its own name."

28:17 - Bob Mortimer: "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."

33:04 - Rhod Gilbert: "I once paid for some tapas with a Nissan Micra."

36:26 - Lee Mack: "I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends' names and the order in which I went out with them because their initials happen to make the acronym, BERMUDA."

41:01 - Henning Wehn: "For three weeks, I was listed as a missing person by Interpol."

48:02 - Claudia Winkleman: "Possession: This is Yoshi. I recently took him to the vet, because I thought he was depressed."

51:25 - Sean Lock: "While travelling around Europe, my friend and I came up with a scheme to make money on the beach."

54:16 - Miles Jupp: "After a visit to a school fete, I had to tell my neighbour their cat had been run over, while my own face was painted like a kitten."

58:58 - Bob Mortimer: "As a teenager, I used to terrorise my neighbourhood with a game I invented called "Theft and Shrubbery"."

01:04:17 - Lee Mack: "This is Marie. She once asked me to pop into her house to get rid of a spider. Ten minutes later, she asked me to leave because I was making matters worse."

June Brown: "I call her "Marrie", you see. Because "Marrie" is going to play the young Dot in a spin-off of EastEnders called "Dot Cotton: The Motorbike Years"."

Aisling Bea: "This is Marie. She once booked me a stripper, and it went so badly I spent the rest of the night trying to cheer him up."

01:16:01 - David O'Doherty: "I am currently seeing a hypnotist to cure me of my compulsion to visit hypnotists."

01:21:13 - Mel Giedroyc: "This is Shaylene. When we were kids, I cut her hair to plump up the stuffing in my teddy bear."

David Mitchell: "This is Shaylene. She is the swimming pool lifeguard who talked me into letting go of the diving board I was clinging to after I panicked mid-boing."

Dermot O'Leary: "This is Shaylene and I asked Shaylene out 156 times."

01:31:56 - Lee Mack: "I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, while I was bouncing on a trampoline, and spotted her over the fence with another man."

01:35:10 - Lee Mack: "I've had to stop listening to a classic 1980's pop song, because every time I play it, it makes my baby daughter cry."

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