So I spent about 9 hours on THIS
THIS IS ALSO NOT AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO OR WHATEVER, I'M BARELY A BEGINNER

TIMECODES:
0:00 Welcome
0:05 Block out
7:20 Retopology
24:55 Rigging and Skin painting
37:58 UV mapping
40:34 Rigging (controllers)
47:30 UV mapping and Texturing, silly me
55:10 Posing, hip hip hooray