How’d you like to move into a hotel? We heard about the plethora of insane suites at Kimpton Maa-Lai Bangkok and decided, hey, let’s book them all! Our editor in chief plays Eloise at the Kimpton, bringing her chatty cat, inviting some friends’ kids over to play, and hosting a fabulous dinner party featuring her favorite DJ—all in a day’s work. Call the movers, honey. We’re home.