*still a joke. I'm not white, Scottish or 89. I'm also chatting rubbish for 86% of all my videos.

Goblet of fire was a SLOG and not just coz of the technical difficulties! This isn't my favourite of the movies, I finished filming it at 3 am for various reasons and I was trying to control my period induced mood swings so the unhingedness really is something this vid. Love that for us :P

Subscribe and that or just don't. Whatever floats your dingy.

chapters that are definitely useful and not a waste of time:
00:00 - boring long intro sorry not sorry
01:39 - not vibing
02:06 - fertility flexing
02:31 - dance lesson
03:23 - hermione and the incompetence of magic
04:57 - temu vs legit
06:20 - the death of me
06:49 - dumbledore + latte
07:50 - feral
09:10 - the og golden trio
10:27 - no romance
11:47 - eddy c moment
12:56 - hoarding buried alive
14:32 - babbling bumbling band of baboons
15:05 - wtf
16:01 - mcgonogalls magical matchmaking ministration
18:02 - you can't chat to me, son
19:51 - lurking myrtle
21:40 - big finger flaps
22:53 - cardi mcg
24:31 - my period brings out my mysoginy
27:04 - voldemort kd
28:16 - minverva escape tips
29:12 - glastonbury portaloo
30:38 - we've watched with this witch
31:03 - i'm sorry