Published On Jul 31, 2023
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Tom takes a deep dive into the Barneyverse to assess the godlike powers of your favourite purple pariah.
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Edited by @ItsElliotGough
Research assistance by @HedgeOnStage and @eddache
Make-up by @magicianbelle
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Music: Unseen Horrors by Kevin Macleod
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0:00 Introduction
2:10 World War Two
2:14 The origins of Barney
4:37 Surfshark Ad
5:35 More origins of Barney
8:51 Barney's Great Adventure
11:05 Barney can manifest in the real world
12:51 Barney controls your perception of reality
15:24 Barney is imperceptible
19:52 Barney can take you to other dimensions
24:18 Barney is immortal
26:17 Barney can control your mind
29:55 Barney can control... Everything
32:07 Conclusion
34:47 Outro