The foolish creature saved up for months... Dress Hina was only the beginning.

He also desired the sweet caress of his beloved Mika, voiced by his beloved Nao Toyama, illustrated by his beloved... uh... checks phone
opens 'app drawer'
sees browser
opens twitter
laughs at funny tweets
bookmarks pictures of Jane Doe cosplay feet pics
keeps scrolling through twitter
sees people saying Magneto was anti-racism
gets puzzled
thinks to self: 'Magneto's whole thing is that he was driven to racism towards non-mutants due to the awful racism he experienced as a child, that's what makes his cause 'villainous' but understandable. To say he was anti-racism is a misrepresentation of who he is as a character.'
considers commenting on this
but apparently in the minority on the matter
thinks I might be misinformed, or naive
decides to hold piece
nods to self
remembers the feet pictures bookmarked
regrets it
opens up the bookmarks tab
starts removing them
realizes I've got a problem with all the thirsty feet pictures I have bookmarked over the past week
removes all of them
sighs deeply while contemplating the vapidness of the life I have lived
the darker side of what life can become with the current trajectory starts to cloud mind
decides to open up Blue Archive for escapism
remembers why I initially pulled out my phone
checks the artist's name for Mika ...YutokaMizu.

There's always more than meets the eye with this sick, twisted world.

What could be in store for this uncomfortably-close-to-middle-aged moth?