Audio of Charlie singing to Itchy giving him advice of how to he should act towards Bess. From the episode "Cyrano de Barkinac". Steven Weber did a solid job on all of the songs from the series.

Lyrics (thanks to Ricky M!):

You need class!
That's no foolin'!
She might pass
If you're droolin'
Don't give it all away to start.

You need flash
When you're struttin'
And panache,
But that's nuttin'!
To get the girl is a subtle art.

You got to show her
That you're enchanting!
Let her be the one that's panting!
Take it from me!
You're not barking up the wrong tree!

And when it feels right,
Then don't delay it!
Just be dogged in how you say it.
Right from the start,
It's gotta come from the heart.

Maybe you'll win 'er
By taking her to dinner
Munching on bones and brie.
Bring her a flower
And really bow-wow 'er
With some lovesick poetry.

And when the conversation's dragging,
You've got to set her whole world wagging.
When push comes to shove,
To get a newly shown love...

You've got to give her
Something precious
It's the pause
that refreshes.
Right from the start,
It's gotta come from the
Right from the start.
Not just a part of you.
Right from the start,
It's gotta come from the heart.

Right from the heart.

Disclaimer: Audio belongs to All Dogs Go To Heaven: The Series