A highly subjective list with some pretensions of objectivity. Criteria included. Honorable mentions included. Hot, cold and Luke-warm takes abound!

Table of Contents:

00:00 Intro & Criteria

05:53 Number 5 - B------D
011:30 Number 4- T-----D
18:46 Number 3 - M------L
23:48 Number 2 - R------Z
29:32 HONORABLE MENTIONS

36:12 Number 1 - K-----T

The actual Updike quote is: "The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding."