How would an MLS all-star team do in the Premier League?! Relegation battle? Challenge for European places?

I put Lionel Messi, Denis Bouanga, Cucho Hernandez and co. together on MLS United City FC in the Premier League to find out.

Five season sims. How'd they do?!

00:00 — Creating the club
01:58 — Drafting the squad
06:44 — Start of sim one...
10:25 — SIM ONE RESULTS & STATS
12:54 — Results/stats of four sims
14:22 — What if we take out Messi & Miami?
16:13 — Full results & stats of five sims