Hello, everyone! Today you have the privilege to join me, Professor Kensington, on an exciting dinosaur excavation adventure! I have in my possession the skeletal remains of a new species of dinosaur--the Tyrannosaurus Minimus. Or is it Miniaturalis? Minimalis? Actually, it is all of the above, as you will soon discover while watching this exciting live broadcast!

(As a warning, this video features a lot of dry scratching, scraping, and brushing sounds. If that isn't your thing, feel free to skip this one.)