As #1 theme park expert I’m finally here to share some wisdom.

Click the best runner-up:
The empty husk of Stitch’s Great Escape -   / jennynicholson  
Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse -   / jennyenicholson  
The Land Greenhouse Boat Ride past large vegetables -   / spider_jewel  
Drinking sodas from around the world at Club Cool and being really insensitive to whichever culture Beverly comes from -   / jennynicholsonvids  
Dropping 650k to travel the country filming a guerrilla-style indie movie in multiple theme parks to cope with your own unresolved issues by reframing them as being the fault of the disney corporation -   / spiderjewel